Do you love your doggoes? Then cop yourself a "I love my kids" t-shirt! Sure it says "kids" but who said you can't make your doggoes your kids.
Introducing Nintendo Switch! In addition to providing single and multiplayer thrills at home, the Nintendo Switch system also enables gamers to play the same title wherever, whenever and with whomever they choose.
Get yourself a Coca-Cola glass and a bottle of Pepsi to give ZERO damn's.
Is it the thirstiest time of the year? Have just one query? Want a Sprite cranberry? Get a 24pk of this seasonal sensation of a drink!
24 - 12oz Cans
Don't let the darkness ruin your aim when shooting for the bowl! Increase accuracy with this super sick piss kit. It lights up the shitter like Christmas Eve so your chances of missing late at night are slim!
Brand: LumiLux Toilet Light
Do you encounter drivers that have the eyes of a Texas salamander? Take action with these bad parking business cards to straighten them out.
Brand: Witty Yeti
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Ever wanted to cook a whole ass breakfast sandwich in 5 minutes or less? The BSM (Breakfast Sandwich Maker) can do just that. The McMuffin's got McNuffin on this bad boye.
Brand: Hamilton Beach
Look Ma, Mini Hands! Impress your friends with Little Hand Finger Puppets!
Next to Bacon Mints is Bacon Flavored Toothpaste. What could go wrong with bacon breath?
Bacon flavored ...
Have a plethora of change lying around and you already busted your piggy bank? This creepy bastard eats your money and keeps you entertained! Save money and live better, kids.
Brand: Convenient Gadgets & Gifts
Have bottle holes that need a plugging? Sir Perky to the rescue! This overly excited bottle stopper assures a stiff drink!
Brand: Fairly Odd Novelties Color: Red Features...
Did you watch the video about the guy that made a package that farts and throws glitter? Well this is the fart portion of that invention! Now you can build your very own! Or if you don't have the time just spray it everywhere and anywhere!
Includes 1 can of spray Ugh, this Super Fart S...
Now this is a product. Dehydrated water? All you need to do is add water? WHAAAAT? That's pretty intuitive if you ask me. Even the ISS could use this!
Brand: Witty Yeti
Have some questionable poops and google isn't as informative as you'd like? Find out what your poop is screaming with this enlightening read!
Do you miss Bob Ross as much as me? I doubt it 'cause if you did, you'd have yourself a Chi-Chi-Chi-Chia Pet Bob Ross that grows in 1-2 weeks. Keep the joy of painting in and around the house with Ole Bobby Ross
Color: Brown, Green
Ever feel so cold your whole face feels frozen? Are you a big fan of The Kraken? Do your tentacles hang low? Then this product is for you and you know it!
Color: B1 Gray
Never heard of Slothzilla? Now you have! It's amazing and you'll be able to see him stare at you slowly from your toilet!
Brand: Sharp Shirter
Show Me Your Kitties! This is a fun mug around the right person! It shows up on both sides which is pretty cool.
Brand: DeLuce Design
Surprised these exist? Me too! These Bacon Flavored Mints are bound to make you the least favored person in the room! Your doggo would love your breath at least.
Each one of the...
Have a friend that fell asleep on your comfortable couch? Snap a pic of them wearing a dope trucker hat that says "I PEE IN POOLS."